*~ Fade into parking lot where we see the Ateam celebrating with Cockknocker and Donning on a job well done, and they grab their bags and start to make their way to the arena. Fade to black. Highlights are shown. Saturday Night Insanity logal takes over*~

*~ Princes of the Universe blairs over the system and Donning along with his party comes walking down as balloons and confittee decend from the rafters, Gorellia "the Janitor" Morellia looks extremly ticked off at the sight of this*~

Hermie: Welcome everyone to, yet another Insaine Saturday, we being joind by out boys who looks extactic, at the rehensible act they portrayed last satuday on Johnny Canuck, but I know it wont go unanswered right stevie?

Stevie: Damn right sucka, damn I wish these balloons would stop hitting me in the head

Hermie: Those arent balloons stevie, people just hate you

*~ Donning grabs the mic, with his usual confident strut as Cockknocker highfives the Ateam*~

Donning: Well I told you it would happen, you should have belived me, hey gigantor come here

~* Gigantor the camera man waddles his fatass to the ring, once again blocking the view of the fans*~

Donning: I want all of you in this building tonight and everyone reading this at home, thats the last title shot Johnny Canuck, will ever get. He's the last thing standing in my way of this company achieving greatness and taking over the online wrestling world even though we've only had one show. And fans let me just say. No, no, no, no let me gaurentee that he will not be here tonight, and he will not wrestle for the title

*~boo's are heard all over the arena, and the princes of the universe starts to play as the faction beings to leave, when all of a sudden, 2001 space odyesse hits*~

Stevie: what the hell this mean? Suckas got to know

Hermie: indeed they do stevie and I can tell you this, its our new Commish, buisness is certainly about to pick up

*~Flair now at the entrence way in a tux, for no reason what so ever, has his mic in hand and is looking quite pleased*~

Flair: my, oh, my, my, my. Look at what the hell this company has as its top dog, its flagship if you will. Its suprising youve even managed to keep it together after just one show. WHOOOO!

Donning: what the hell are you doing here, this is our time, you got no right......

Flair: see thats where your wrong, remember this

*~ Titon tron, which is just a screen that slide shows, are generally shown on replays the end of last weeks match where flair became commish*~

Flair: WHOOOO! thats right baby, I am the saturday WHOOOO! night insainty commish, and all though you are the boss, you aint Stylin WHOO! and profiling brother. Cause you know what Donning, MR. CEO, I get to approve the matches, make matches, and baiscally make your life a living hell......WHOOO!

*~Applause and flair chants arise from the audience, and flair turns to the crowd, points at a women, suposidly as you can never see who thier talking to in the audience and says*~

Flair: Hey there baby, you ever been on space mountain? its free of charge, hell its been free of charge before you we're sucking on you're mammas tit. WHOOO!

Donning: stop waisting thier bloody time and get to the point you cenial-impotent old fool!

*~ Flair, who is extremly red now from the constant whooing, goes quite and gets a serious look on his face*~

Flair: To the point eh, well the point is Johnny Is here tonight, and he will wrestle tonight, though not for the title, but for the number one contender against the very same man who screwed him! that means you hannibal. WHOOOO!

*~Fans cheer , though hannibal doesnt appear to be upset, he wispers in Donnings ear, looks like Hannibals on the jazz again, lets find out.~*

Donning: Alright, I accept, on one condition......I choose the ref.

Flair: Thats fine with me brother, cause you wont be causing any problems, or the rest of the Ateam, even Cockknocker himself are band from ringside, and oh by the way if you do decide to show up, you'll automaticaly forfiet the title to Johnny. WHOOOO!

Hermie: What a main event, this will prove yet again to be a great show, lets get to the tourney now, as there still some quarterfinals to get through for those belts, and fans out there in cyberspace, I urge you to post the names for the belts, that dont have any yet.
Stevie: Too much talk not enough blood

Hermie: Ya know, I wouldnt mind seeing you bleed, at least then you would shutup

Match 1 IC (Scotty Mac vs Marty Jeanette)

*~ We're shown scotty mac screwing duggan out of a victory last week, as Generic Rock music hits the speakers. Marty Jeanette makes his way down the ring in typical rocker fashion with typical rocker clothes. U2- Elevation hits, and scotty runs to the ring looking like a cross between someone in 3count and HBK, you all remember 3count right? Anyways bell rings and we're underway, they hook up and scotty sends Jenette into the ropes, leapfrog into a droptoe hold, and back up. Fans applauded there approval, the chops then being and after the pace quickens, scotty is on the offencive with slams, dropkicks, and backbreakers. Yet Jenette, hits an eyerake and the momentum switches yet again. In a bizzare turn of events, duggan makes his way to the ring, you remember duggan right? Anyways Jeneatte with scotty dazed hits his finisher which is somewhat of a famecer, if im mistaken, then just let me know. But instead of pinning Scotty, which anyone with half a brain would do he picks him up and takes him to duggan who has his 2 by 4 in hand ready to hit scotty*~

Stevie: whys the ref permitting this?

Hermie: I dont know stevie, its a travesty

*~ duggan swings and hits jenettte by mistake, crowd cheers, scotty superkicks duggan then goes to the top rope, nails a hurrican-ronna, on jeneatte and the ref counts 1......2.....3~*

Hermie: Oh my, oh my, scotty wins!

Stevie: hey why didnt the ref DQ scotty for duggan hitting jenette?

Hermie: good point, who knows, I guess its just something we have to accept

~* Gorrilla Morellia, continues to sweep up the confidy as taker takes (thats alleteration) shots with his shotgun at the balloons. We fade to black and we see Donnings office, the doors ajar and we can hear some talking yet we cant see anything, Convient!~*

Donning: So you know what to do, your my only hope on this, dont fail me, I chose you because of your past, and I know your the man for the job

*~who could he be talking to?~*

Match 2 IBOD (bradshaw vs hardcore holly)

~* Lilian Garcia announces the following match is for the quarter final IBOD belt. Toby Kieths-how do you like me now blares over the speaker and hardcore holly comes down to the ring, grabs the mic*~

Holly: How do you like me now!

~* people in the audience look perplexed as this perticular catchphraze has never made sence, as we've never liekd hardcore holly, then or now for that matter. APA music hits and bradshaw comes out, mic already in hand, and beings to talk, yet all we can make out is that he likes, beer cigars, texas and women, but never holly. My question about bradshaw is this, why does he get over? and how come they let him cut promos like this?*~

Hermie: my god this is going to be an awesome display of brutality, bradshaw loves to fight and holly aint no push over, what do you think stevie?

Stevie: Man this is going to be more coreographed than a Michael Jackson video

Hermie: You listen to michael jackson?

Stevie: he's the king of pop

Hermie: your the king of idiots stevie

*~ bell rings and just as stevie predicted its the most coreographed match of the night, with stereotypical (not textbook) dropkicks from holly and he dominates the match in the early going as it spills to the outside. Bradshaw is whipped into the post, stair and baracades. Holly grabs a chair and just before he smacks bradshaw in the head with it, the ref grabs it. This distracts holly just enough to let bradshaw regain the advantage. He throws holly back in the ring picks him up, powerbomb, holly back up and staggering around a bit dazed, gets hit with THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL, ref counts 1.....2.....3 and bradshaw advances~*

Hermie: Bradshaw, Bradshaw, he advances, this means he'll see xpac in the finals next week

Stevie: You mean theres going to be an xpac and bradshaw match? Ah Crap

Hermie: yeah I know

~* fade to black, then starwipe into donnings office, where again we cannot see who he's talking to, but lets listen in anyways*~

Donning: Its perfect, so very perfect. Johnny wont know what hit him and with you as the ref, well all is working as planned. HA HA HA HA

*~cut back to stevie and hermie*~

Hermie: Who is he talking to stevie?

Stevie: I dont know but enough plot development on the storylines lets get to the action

Hermie: what action, we havent got anything on the scheduale for the next 15mins, what are we going to do?

~*Stevie and hermie look at old man taker, taker who was watering his cactus, looks at lilian, then at stevie and hermie and gives a nod, he grabs lilian who is shaking her head no dramatically. A ref comes down to the ring and rings the bell~*

Match 3 (improvto taker vs Lilian)

Hermie: looks like we got an improvto match, hey stevie?

Stevie: Well this is filler, if I have ever seen it

*~ Taker takes lilian, wipes, her into the turn buckle bellows out OLDSCHOOL as he climbs the ropes, hits the flying clothesline, goes for the last ride. Yet lilian low blows him lilian regains her composure and hits a final cut on taker much to the delight of the fans, who have rolled over in laughter as the ref counts 1......2.......3, but that means Lilian wins?*~

Hermie and Stevie: What the hell just happend?

*~taker gets up in raged and embarrased, goes back to his lawn, chair and throws a look of disgust in hermie, and stevies direction. The Coach runs down to get an interview but before he can speak, taker grabs him, gives him a last ride through his lawn chair, and chucks him into the first few rows. Then taker grabs his shotgun, and cactus and leaves the arena.~*

Match 4 (Backyard billy vs ????)
*~ Backyard Billys music hits and he comes down the ring, and billy (comes down all 130 lbs of him) and grabs the mic~*

Billy: Last week, I lost my chance at the yet to be named heavyweight championship, so I want to get back in the hunt, now then I guess since im schedualed to wrestle now I best find an apponate. So let me issue an open challenge to anyone who's insaine enough (and no thats not a pun being on saturday night insanity and all) to take on billy, then get your ass down here ~* What up Much! My god its the macho man randy savage. He comes down the ring in his NWO black and white get up, from his leather pants, to his bandana, and even his trademark Macho tshirt~*

Hermie: Well billy wanted someone insaine, looks like he's got it

Stevie: Oh, can you dig it?

~* Macho starts with double axe handle chops, as bily falls down, up, down and up again in a comical fashion. Billys then sent into the ropes, powerslammed, picked up, sent back into the ropes but its reversed, drop toe hold by billy. Billy picks up macho and slamm's him, sends him into the ropes, monkeyflip, scoopslam, and then a piledriver. Machoman is out on his back, as billy goes to a standing shooting star. Cover 1......2.....kickout, billy beats on machoman and goes up on the top rope for another shooting star again. 1.....2.....macho kicks out again. Macho, low blows billly. gets up and punches billy in macho man style wiggling his hips and his hand out streched circling in the air. He yells out an OOOOHHHH YEAH to the audience and he gets up and drops the big elbow on billy 1...2...3~*

Hermie: so much for getting back in the title match

~* what up Much hits, but wait macho mans not done with billy just yet. He grabs a table from outside, sets it up, throws billy on top of it, goes up to the top rope and hits yet another big elbow on billy. Macho gets up, nails billy with a couple punches, then takes him out side, and clears off the announce table, and from the top rope hits the elbow on billy yet again*~

*~ Macho leaves as the audience cheers, Bezerker hits, Ryandle makes his way down. Seeing the carnage alll over the place and a bloody billy lying on the floor being attended to he grabs his headset on and asks~*

Ryandle: what the hell happend here?

Stevie: he got taken to the cleaners

Hermie: yeah it was total devistation

Ryandle: Bunch o savages

Stevie: no just one actually

Match 5 cruz vader vs skag

*~Nelly hits the speakers, although this time, its not rockford, its not sweet daddy, its not chance, its....its 430LBS OF A NO TALENT FATASS IN SKAG ROLLINS. He comes waddling down the ring in a green cover shirt, that doesnt really quite cover anything, and if that wasnt bad enough he grabs the mic and is going to cut a promo for you~*

Skag: Hello all you morons who decided to attend, its time to get skagalicious, I love women, yet they dont love me. We are the real pbc yet no one cares about that ethier, I have no real skills and now im rambling on and on where the hell is my opponates

*~ ITs time, its time, its vader time, time, time, time hits the speaker and Vader, runs yes runs, down to the ring, and starts punching skag, into the turn buckle, and gets on the rope. Fans count, 1,2,3,4,5. Reversed into a powerbomb that shakes the ring*~

Ryandle: Hey isnt this supposed to be a cruzerwieght match?

Stevie: Yeah suckas got to know!

Hermie: shutup stevie

~* Skag chops vader into the corner, powerslam, skag to the top rope and tries what I think his version of a swanton is, but misses. Vader still down, skag back up covers, 1...2...kickout. Vader up, suplex, hits the vader bomb, 1.....2....kickout. Skag hits a release suplex that nearly kills vader, vader hicks up his pants and gets up, but just gets another release suplex for his trouble, and then one more for good measure.. Skag covers and 1......2......3~*

Hermie: What a match!

Ryandle: I think vader's dead, or just seriously injured

Stevie: yeah they botched alot of moves, not suprising, im a ten time tag champ

Hermie: that made no sence

~*EMT's attend to vader, we starwipe to Donnings office, yet this time we see donnings talking on his cell phone, lets take a listen~*

Donning: yes, I know its almost time, take all the time you need. Yes, yes, I know, I know, uh huh. listen dont worry, we've been over this youll do fine all right, you better be out there in the next 15mins.

Match 6 (tag quarter finals harry potter and the heart of texas vs the PBC)

~* Lilian announces the contest as the pbc music hits, sweetdaddy, and rockford make there way to the ring. The monster mash hits and out flys Harry Potter on his Nimbus 2000, along with his wand in hand. Deep, Deep, Deep in the heart of texas hits and down comes the heart of texas ( a texas shaped living heart or something like that, just use your immagination, its what I do)~*

Hermie: This is what FTW is all about

Stevie: Yup

Ryandle: You said it

~* Harry and rockford starts it off, ELLUMO! shouts out harry. A Beam of light shoots out of his want and hits rockford 2001 right in the eyes, he staggers around. Harry starts pumbling rockford with punches and then shouts out some Elevating spell, that picks up rockford and drops him nearly on his head. Rockford makes it to his corners somehow and tags SweetDaddy Devestation. Sweetdaddy comes into the ring and knocks over harry. All of a sudden, and more or less out of nowhere, Ron Weasley hits the ring but only to get speared by Sweetdaddy. Yet its enough for Harry to tag in the heart. Wichs smacks Sweetdaddy with its ventricle, but has no effect. GORE GORE GORE! to the heart. Sweetdaddy hits the sweetroll on the heart. Just then Hermonie Granger hits the ring only to get knocked off by rockford. Ron and Harry rush to her aid, leaving the heart to fend for its self. Rockford Hits a backbreaker on the heart and holds it for sweetdaddy to hit a leg drop from the top rope. Pin, 1...2....3 (Rockford stops harry from getting in the ring to save his partner just before the hand drops for 3) and the pbc wins~*

Stevie: well I guess he's not a wizard yet

Hermie: You've read his stuff?

Ryandle: Satanist!

Match 7 (number one contender Johnny vs Hannibal)

~* Donning is now shown on the titin tron, and has a big smerk on his face, as this is now the main event~*

Donning: Well now I know, you have all been wondering, who ive chosen as the special ref for the number one contender match and with out furthere edue here he is.....

Stevie: well where???

*~Fame! (music from the musical hits) and "Vern" comes walking down, he's a balding, overwieght, outashape ref (but then is there a ref out there that isnt). Vern also botches just about every match he's in, weather this is intintinal or not is unknown, as just most of the faces that wrestle in the matches he refs get screwed somehow*~

Stevie and Ryandle and Hermie: AW CRAP!

Hermie: well might as well pack up and go home now, johnny sure as hell aint going to win.

~* Vern waves to the displeased crowd, who are booing like crazy, Afroman-because I get high hits, and Johnny dances his way to the ring until he notices vern. Then johnny sprints to the ring and grabs vern threating to punch him out. Just as it looks as if verns had it, the ateam music hits and hannibal makes his way down to the ring and meets johnny half way down. The two exchange rights and lefts until they make their way back to the ring with johnny in control. Back in the ring he whippes Hannibal into the ropes and gives him a powerslam, and a couple of armdrags. Hannibal dazed, rolls out of the ring, where vern and johnny follow. Johnny Irish wipes him into the stairs, picks hannibal up for another irishwhip, but this time its reversed and johnny is sent flying into the steel pole. Hannibal takes a chair, and with vern looking straight at him, smacks Johnny in the back. Johnny gets up but only to get busted open with a shot to the head~*

Hermie: why is the ref letting this happen?

Ryandle: Cause he's vern, look at him now, he's talking with the fans for christ sake!

Stevie: Get back in the ring vern!

Ryandle and Hermie: He cant actually hear you stevie.

~* Vern gets the two back in the ring now, but brings a chair with him. Handing the forieng object to Hannibal, vern goes and stands in the turnbuckle, looking like an idiot. Johnny recives another chairshot and stumbles to the middle of the ring. Hannibal covers. 1.....2....kickout. Fans cheer and johnny chants echo through the building. Vern now tells hannibal to send him back in the corner, as he goes back to stand in his. Hannibal goes for the irishwhip again, but its reversed by Johnny and hannibal and vern smack heads, verns out cold. Johnny is bleeding all over the mat, as he tries to regain his momentum. Hannibal stumbles for the chair. Back up with the chair hannibal takes another shot. But just before he does it again, The Rock hits the ring. He layeth the smacketh down (whatever that means) on hannibal and then hits him with a rock bottom. Rolls Johnny on to hannibal grabs vern and tells him to count 1.......2......3*~

Hermie: Oh my god the rock, the rock helped johnny get the number one contendership, what a moment

Ryandle: Dont you mean the "famous" rock

Stevie: but why did he help Johnny?

Ryandle: good question

Hermie: it doesnt matter, we have a new number one contender, and a well deserved one at that, we'll have to find out next week.

*~ Rock grabs the mic, and gets up on the ropes, in typical rock fashion (notice how everyone has a typical fashion, thast just weird)~*

Rock: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK.......TO CYBERSPACE. IF YOU SMELL LALALALALA WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

~* rock drops the mic, goes over to johnny, who is struggling to get up, and gives him a hug, raises his arm in victory and we fade to black~*