Dear readers,

In an attempt to prove just how many contributors we here at the Weekly Visitor have lost in the span of one year, we've exhumed the corpse of the WV-15 and pissed all over it. It was Jon's idea, but all of Jon's ideas end up commandeered by some bossy, insane person. This year, it's me. TNM. Hi. You may remember me as the fat child who wrote a get-well letter to Hulk Hogan.

Rather than wrestlers, this time we're rating the 15 Greatest Moments In Wrestling's History. Like X-Pac, I may Capitalize things for No Reason. Hold onto your Hats. Some of these moments could actually turn out to be quotes or gimmicks or vague concepts or common household objects. Or wrestlers. It's Weekly Visitor. You knew what you were getting into.

Starting on Wednesday, March 17, Fit Finlay's birthday, the WV staff will reveal its choice for the 15th best moment/thing there ever was. We keep the staff in a closet. It belongs to a wizard. A new moment will be added every day until the conclusion of Extreme March. The list was reached via a top-secret voting process in which my Hotmail account sent everyone viruses.

Contributors will have their say in alphabetical order, beginning with Sofa, because he is both "Amazing" and he signs the checks. The checks that we don't get. What are you doing with our checks, Sofa? Graphics, where available, are also provided by Sofa, a professional.

Although Super Shane Spear did not participate in the compilation of this list, he's still with us, neglecting to submit write-ups in spirit. Active contributors who follow in his footsteps will be shunned and belittled. By the time this is over, it might be a sea of broken images highlighted by Boobermonkeys and myself bantering back and forth like two fat men at the Dairy Queen. I Just Don't Know.

And with that rousing endorsement, please stay tuned for some crazy crap.

I can't write in cursive.