Nik Nik's Number One Pick: CIMA Not that you didn't already know, but the number one Weekly Visitor wrestler is none other than Jackie, the original angry black woman of the WWE. There are many reasons why Jackie is number one--forget about that whole "nik single-handedly made Jackie #1." Remember when she used to wear a bathrobe to the ring? Remember when she got her hair extensions ripped out in a match with Chyna? Remember when she almost joined the APA? I do. Then Jazz came along, and because WWE's quota only has room for one black female appearance per week, Jackie's been bumped to the "you can only job every THIRD monday now." If you're wondering why I like Jackie so much, here's the reason. I've always been obsessed with black women. When I was a little girl, I wanted to be Olivia from Sesame Street. My mom said, "You can't be Olivia, honey, you're white." So I thought about it for a while and said, "Then I want to be Tina Turner." Sure enough, I was Tina Turner the following Halloween. But there's another reason why I love Jackie. It's because she's so damn tough. No matter what stupid, fucked-up situation the WWE puts her into (I know! A month of Jackie v. Crash fights on Heat!!), she keeps on going. You never open Lords of Pain or Wrestlezone and read "Jackie's backstage demeanor since his return" or "Jackie's WWE future." Of course, no headline on any wrestling site ever really mentions Jackie... I'm not really sure which direction I'm going with all of this anymore, so I just want to wrap it up with JACKIE ROCKS! and JACKIE ROOLS AND ALL THE OTHER FEMALE WRESTLERS DROOL!!!!

Josh Josh's Number One Pick: Keiji Mutoh Jackie: She has hella big breasts. And hella big yarn-hair. She also has mad flava'. So, uh. #1, hooray. Keiji Mutoh: *mist*

Hooker Hooker's Number One Pick: Vince Russo Yup. Jackie. *looks around* Anyway, I picked Vince Russo for my number one spot. He might have wrestled all of one or two times. The only instance I know of, however, is when Goldberg fuck-speared him through a cage and gave him a massive concussion. That made a lot of people happy, including myself if you can believe it. I mean, I like VinnyRu (though I don't like how he calls himself VinnyRu), but I'm also a big fan of Goldberg fucking people up. Speaking of fucking up and Vince Russo, Jackie actually has something to do with Vince Russo. Apparently, Sable ripped off Jackie's top in one of Vince Russo's "accidents" while Russo was still with the WWF. I don't know what the backlash from this was, but I'm sure it was met with some sort of cash punishment (ie, Vince McMahon paid him for his great idea). That's just a theory, though. Also, feel free to read the other staff member's write-ups for reasons why Jackie's our dubious best wrestler ever. I won't repeate it.

Sofa Sofa's Number One Pick: La Parka Jackie Contrary to what Nik said earlier, I'm not a misogynist. I do, however, think that Jackie's massive rack is absolutely terrifying. That thing can kill a man. I probably already talked about whoever I picked for #1, who was possibly La Parka. His cleavage is less terrifying. So is The Hurricane's, who probably should have won this Top 15. I really, REALLY, REALLY hate Triple H.

Waspie Waspie's Number One Pick: Vader Please do not reveal the shocking conclusion of the WV15 to your friends. Uh.. Jackie gave us Meat, which I guess is a good thing. She was also on Fear Factory, where Matt "Jimmy Legs" Hardy beat her at pole-climbing. Her hobbies include clapping and popping out of her top. I think she's going out with Bob Holly. All in all, Jackie truly is number one of fifteen. Or something.

Jon Hunt Jon Hunt's Number One Pick: Ultimo Dragon Jackie - Sometimes I like to imagine what life at home is like for Jackie. *Farooq comes in the door, after a hard day at work. He takes off his fedora and hangs it on the coat rack. He doesn't wear a shirt, so wearing a jacket would be silly* Farooq: I'm home suga! What's for dinner? Jackie: Don't you "suga" me! You know I ain't got no time to be making you no fucking dinner. It ain't like you the man 'round here. Farooq: What you talking bout baby? Jackie: You know what I'm talking bout. While you been "working" all day, sitting round with that stupid honky and playing cards and saying "Dayom!" I been wupping Crash Holly's ass over and over again. And then you expect me to have dinner ready for you when you get home? Uh-uh. Farooq: Come on baby! I was just playing! Jackie: I don't give a damn what you was doing. You know you don't talk to me that way.

The Next Mideon The Next Mideon's Number One Pick: The Hurricane The best wrestler ever is from Texas? This smacks of FOWL PLAY! (BWOK) If you read all the entries for The Hurricane, you already knew Jacqueline was going to the #1 selection in the WV-15. KAYFABE, EIW, KAYFABE!!! I like that last sentence because it looks like I just strung a bunch of random letters together. Moving on. Much like 96% of the North American population, Jacqueline defeated Disco Inferno at an early age. I can't remember what else she did in WCW. Didn't they make her hang out with Harlem Heat for awhile? Racists. Jackie eventually jumped to that other sucky federation and was friends with the A.P.A. for about three seconds. I think she stopped liking them because they were mean to Kaientai. So mean to Kaientai. Jackie is deserving of the #1 spot because I'm fairly sure Terri Runnels made her sleep with Meat. Gah. This is the least we can do. After each of Jacqueline's matches, a small child asks, "HEY, JACKIE! DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS???", to which Jackie responds, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE JACKIE! STAY IN SCHOOL!". Then she karate kicks Trish Stratus right in her big fat nuts. So bully for you, Miss Jackie, for being history's greatest grappler. Apparently.

ChainClaw ChainClaw's Number One Pick: Reed Flair Ok. Just for the record, I love Nik to death. Great gal, and all and I would never say anything bad about her. But what the helll is Jackie doing as the numero uno on the WV top 15? Ugh, I mean at least go with Victoria or Molly Holly. Sigh anyway, my comprehensive Jackie knowledge stems from the WWF maninly, despite hearing she worked in other feds. She came in as Marc Mero's little gal pal when he was pissed at Sable. Anyway she showed her tits at one PPV, Sable beat her, and Jackie became the female jobber du jour. BUT Everytime she's wrestles it's a LAW that the announcers mention she's tough, and the watermelons she hauls on her chest. She was also a Tough Enough Trainer, but that was seaon one, I don't ASSOCIATE WITH THAT SEASON. My Pick was Reed Flair, because he speared Eric Bischoff. That's the main reason really, but he is related to Ric Flair, who manages HHH. Who recently fucked Booker T over for the Raw world title, which I'm still annoyed about. So HHH can kiss my ass and fall off a cliff. Thanks for reading the WV 15, DESPITE Jackie being number 1. I swear it's not my fault.

EIW EandC EIW EandC's Number One Pick: Arn Anderson Jacqueline.clearly the best wrestler ever. Without doubt. OK, I don't really like Jacqueline all that much but I'll give this a shot. Jacqueline first showed up wrestling in USWA or some other hole as "Miss Texas." The WWF/E may as well have kept calling her that, as she seems to job everywhere outside of Texas. Aha.but in Texas she gets these inexplicably loud pops and is always booked like a short Black female Undertaker with big fake boobs. The two places the WWE visits regularly that are really big on only cheering their own are ironically the entire nation of Canada and Texas. That is one of two things those places share in common. The other is the use of the letter "A" in their names. Miss Texas morphed into Jacqueline when she came to WCW to be Kevin Sullivan's girlfriend and aid him in his war against Benoit and that devilish woman, Woman. This was an awesome angle, I must admit. For one thing, she wasn't really his girlfriend so there were no rumors of political favoritism. One thing I can say for Jackie is that we never hear rumors that she slept her way to the top as we had with earlier divas like Sunny, Chyna, or Triple H. At any rate, Jacqueline's tendency to talk really fast and have too thick of a Texas accent to make much sense fit in perfectly with Kevin Sullivan's tendency to.talk really fast and have too thick of Brooklyn accent to make much sense. Never understood where a Floridian midget would get that accent. Anyway, Benoit would beat the snot out of Kev, and then Jackie would come out and pick Chris up and slam him, while wearing high-heeled shoes. Now that's a lady. Woman would then come out, try to help, and generally just be understandably frightened of Jackie. Jackie would, I must say, get quite a bit of face heat despite being a heel. WCW had sweet feck all as far as women who could do matches were concerned, and Jackie took full advantage of the opening. Eventually, Benoit would break down, slap Jackie around, and get face heat for it. That's pretty sick. But then, he was an ECW vet at the time. The angle had it's downside too.I distinctly remember an on-line fan referring to Kev's new beau as a "Chocolate Goddess," which made me envision people bowing down before this big foil-wrapped chocolate Jacqueline statue, which they would then unwrap and eat. Later, Jacqueline went to the WWF so she could sit around and not do anything. None of the women but Chyna really did anything when Jackie first showed up, because a certain someone with a fondness for sledgehammers and racism was running the show. Actually Trips didn't have much influence yet but this is an on-line wrestling article so reality doesn't much matter. Jacqueline eventually got into an angle with the APA. I never quite got it, but I think we were supposed to be enamored at the way Farrooq said "Damn" with surprise every time Jacqueline proved for the eight-billionth, eight-billionth and first, etc time that she could smoke cigars/drink/play poker at Farrooq and Bradshaws' level. The whole thing was a big excuse to make Farrooq say "Damn" all the time. It should have been "FUCK." Jacqueline figured into their feud with the T&APA because she had the good sense to throttle Trish Stratus whenever possible. Eventually the Jackie/APA union dissolved, but no one noticed, mostly because she only came out with them maybe half the time at the height of the angle anyway. At some point in here she taught Tajiri English, but that may have been a fever dream I had. Apparently she didn't do a very good job, as I've never heard Tajiri say anything past "BAHBAHQUE SAUCA" in English. After the APA angle, Jacqueline.sat around more, not doing anything. With Molly and Ivory and a few others who could wrestle around and nearly everyone sick to death of Chyna, things were tough for the Jster. But she's still here folks, ready and willing to go if her new bestest friend ever Trish Stratus needs a tag partner so she can screw up the Stratusfaction against Victoria and Molly/Steven Richards. Hey, Jazz is Black. Why didn't she win? My #1 pick was Arn Anderson. Shocking, eh? His finisher was the DDT, not the gourdbuster, though I'm hardly in a position to complain about spreading disinformation about Arn Anderson to set up goofy jokes.

Shane Spear Shane Spear's Number One Pick: Booker T I neglected to et al. O_o