Name:
Sex:
Desired wage:
Available hours:
Please list three references from the Right To Censor: (Note: Bull Buchanan does not count.)


1. Do you loudly celebrate even the most mundane task, such as sharpening your pencil or remembering to wear pants? Yes/No
2. Was your previous employer bulbous? Yes/No
3. Do women kick your ass with alarming frequency? Yes/No
4. Can you make coffee? Yes/No
5. Do you urinate in it? Yes/No
6. Would you do so if asked? Yes/No
7. Are you upwardly mobile? (i.e. not Droz) Yes/No
8. Are you fucking crazy? Yes/No
9. Will you accept remuneration in the form of gently-used chewing gum and/or buttons? Yes/No
10. Have you been indicted of any pink-collar crimes? Yes/No
11. Do you promise not to embezzle the $3.48 Mr. Richards has saved up to visit the zoo? Yes/No
12. Would you say you have the skills to pay the bills? Yes/No
13. Are you willing to clean up after Tommy Dreamer? Yes/No
14. Is your hand a loose cannon that plays by its own rules? Yes/No
15. Do you have a life insurance policy? Yes/No
16. If so, want to sleep over at Mr. Richards' house? Yes/No
17. Is a large German man always dropping you on your head? Yes/No
18. Do you own a hot pink business suit? Yes/No
19. Are you a "people person"? Yes/No
20. Are you a "spider person"? Yes/No

Additional comments about how Steven Richards is awesome and how you would kiss him on the mouth regardless of sexual preference: