Week 9: August 8 - August 14th Weekly Points: 233 Weekly Rank: 11th (That's ridiculous. That's not even funny.)
Name: General Manager TNM Points: A MILLION! Contribution: Assembled this fine collection of talent Notes: Turkey neck will make you crave liver.
Name: Chris Jericho Points: 32 Contribution: Made Chad tap out, appeared on RAW approximately 7,000 times Notes: Week 10 = Back on the shitlist
Name: The Heart Throbs Points: 28 each Contribution: THROBSTOPPER! THROBSTOPPER! THROBSTOPPER! Notes: Check it out, I love these guys.
Name: Devastatin' David Batista Points: 25 Contribution: Squashed Christian Notes: *machine-gun dance*
Name: Flower Points: 23 Contribution: Earned Specialty Match points by having a vagina Notes: Fucking paparazzi.
Name: Eugene Points: 23 Contribution: Outsmarted Kurt Angle Notes: Is retarded
Name: Chris Masters Points: 20 Contribution: "Choked out" Shelton, which is a lot more enjoyable when it earns me 20 points Notes: BE QUIET
Name: Psicosis Points: 20 Contribution: Dissected the worm with the guillotine legdrop Notes: Is going to mow your ass
Name: Super Crazy Points: 15 Contribution: Participated in the match against W-O-U-R-M Notes: Owns Super Crazy's Tire House and Rims
Name: Christian Points: 10 Contribution: Got squashed Notes: Never wins
Name: Nunzio Points: 6 Contribution: Beat a jobber with the Sicilian Slice WHICH IS NOT ONE OF HIS FINISHERS OKAY WHATEVER YOU SAY WWE.COM HE HASN'T USED THE ACTUAL KISS OF DEATH IN LIKE A YEAR HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT THE GUY TO HIT IT IN A SINGLES MATCH WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED TO DO LEVITATE HIS OPPONENT INTO THE AIR LIKE NUNZIO THE MOTHERFUCKING MAGNIFICENT??? Notes: He was screwed! We were screwed! *cries on Paul London's shoulder*
Name: Some Jabroni Named Whooooo-ventude Points: 3 Contribution: Did jack shit Notes: THANKS FOR COSTING ME A SHIRT, JUVI. LOUSY MIGRANT WORKERS.
Bling-Bling Billionaires Hall Of LAME/SHAME
Chris Jericho sez: "BURN."
Name: Hardcore Holly Atrocity: Beat Stevie Notes: MY LIFE... OF PLEEZURE... GONE!
Name: Val Venis Atrocity: Cut the worst promo ever and hit his faggoty finisher Notes: This is the most horrible flight I have ever bean on.
Name: Sticky Fingers Atrocity: Let Rene Dupree get points Notes: Horrible, shouty douche
Name: JBL Atrocity: Cost Christian -4 points via disqualification Notes: I don't like that man no more.
Bling-Bling Billionaires Hall Of Fame
Bling-Bling Billionaires Hall Of LAME/SHAME
