A couple of months ago... On a crappy cable t.v. station...

TOUGH 3NOUGH E: THE SPECIAL EDITION

When we last left young Jonah Choochribber, he had been under strong amounts of stress to give up on being a one of the most impressive warriors in the galaxy, something called a Jobber Knight. He had fucked up everything from physical training to learning how to just fall down. He was very mopey and got drunk. However, his will to succede was suddenly kickstarted by the arrival of the Jobber Knight Council. Four men and women who had achieved the rank of Jobber Knight and beyond. Two were of such amazing ability they didn't even have to be seen on television anymore.

The Council told Choochribber that while he was a shit wrestler, and his name was just fucking retarded, he showed the true essence of a Jobber Knight. He knew how to pull wacky pranks. Jonah was very honored to be recognized for his ability to fake life threatning injuries and make his friends cry. The Jobber Knights then put on a display for the knights in training, getting thier asses kicked by their trainers, the Jobber Masters. One of the Jobber Masters, though, Obi Bob Kaholly forgot his reading glasses and ended up kicking the shit out of one of the trainees, Matt Hardoo, instead of Mave Windu. Obi Bob didn't even apologize, mentioning something about sensing "evil" in young Matt Hardoo, Of course Obi Bob once got a Disturbing the Peace traffic ticket for beating up a mailbox that he said he "sensed evil in" as well, so who knows.

Matt tried to heal up, but the young Jobber Knight in training was kind of a puss and had to be taught by the Jobber Master um, Demott, that sometimes you have to get your ass kicked and not say anything. A shitty stupid stupid leasson but young Matt learned it well. The special speech was cut off though as Demott got a call on his ,er, space-cel phone. One of Demott's own teachers had joined the force, apparently by using the Jobber drug steroids too much as a young Knight. Demott got choked up and left the young trainess with a message, "Enjoy what you do because you never know when you might not do what you do anymore when something like this happens.". Even I don't know what the fuck that ment.

Because of that Matt stayed string, and Choochribber did too, even though the story oddly shifted away from him. During all this some trainee got cut from the ranks. The one who's name I always forgot. Let's assume he got stepped on by a Snow Walker like that guy did in Empire Strikes back, heh, that was funny.

Anyway, after Emperor Flair drops by gives the trainees some speech of some type, we have a bunch of stuff that no one liked. We'll call it the "Phantom Menance episode" of T3E. The only neat thing was Master Taz coming by and scaring the young Jobber Trainees into thinking he was going to beat the hell out of them, when in fact he was giving them tickets to Smackdown... er... Space Smackdown. The young trianees feel like they too can be Jobber Knights after seeing all thier Jobber Master's loose all thier matches.

Apparently right after Space Smackdown, everyone got beamed or teleported or whatever the hell they call it so Star Trek won't sue me to the WORLD in Time Squre. Yeah the place that got closed down. Also the place where Luna Vachon got tied up to a shower during her SCATHING feud with her husband Gangrel on Sunday Night, um Space Heat. Anyway, we see about FOUR BILLION GODAMN CLIPS of the last season. It's REALLY boring. We see Chris Solowinski do his smarmy smile, and Alakin Snowalker do his bad interviewer shtick. Jaime looses instantly. Everyone tells her it's because the universe DOESN'T hate her, even though the universe voted her off. The final four are Choochribber, Matt Hardoo, Ecbacca and um, John. Shut up, making clever "space names" is hard. Despite all the focus on young Choochribber, the force rips his a new asshole and Matt Hardoo and , um, John win. Choochribber mentions something about masks, long capes, and intergalactic empires. Ecbacca just says he's pissed.

Um John(his new clever name) gives a lame speech and Matt Hardoo reveals he's about a christian as H2-Bk2, which annoys me for some reason. Hell who cares, all I know is this show is now recapped and DONE. May the Doink Be With You.