The Arena, where Kurt Angle sits in the ring. In a wheelchair. Flashback to 'last week', when John Cena attaxored. Kurt Angle calls Cena out, more or less. He enters, but it's immediately time for:

Commercials. Nakayama Kinnikun claims you want his muscles, and also the new Kinnikuman game for Playstation. Some bitch who was in a soap opera about tennis encourages you to go the Gundam/Bandai museum, where you can have a 'variety' of fun, and drink weird Roumlan liquor. Drinks shouldn't be that green. Bob Sapp runs.

"Welcome Back to the Smackdown." Back to Cena threatening Angle. "Are you gonna hit a cripple?" Haha. For a minute there, I forgot about Droz. That's like Forgetting About Dre. It's not reccomended. Cena's on probation, and Angle demands an apology. Cena refuses, as JapTazz says "You Can't Cee Mee." Angle challenges Cena to various matches against various people, to which JapTazz says "Ooh ooh ooh ooh," like some sort of gorilla. Or a librarian. Hearing the announcers attempt to say "Triple Play Challenge" is funny.

Backstage, Bradshaw arrives. And then leaves. But his driver TURNS on him. Because it's Eddy, as the little caption reminds us. How are we hearing Eddy's voice as he's driving away and no longer in the camera shot?

Hey, a promo for the the return of Showa or whatever. Kenzo Suzuki.

Back to the lab, where everyone acts like they've never heard of him before, and are surprised he's Japanese. Haha.

Haha, nice entrance. vs. More like "Scotty 2 TERRIBLE"

BURN. The announcers act like this entrance is great, it seems. I honestly wonder what they're really thinking. JapCole won't stop talking about Hiroko either, much like the original. Oh yeah, there's a match. Pretty cut and dry squash. Kenzo spins around a bit. Scotty squirms out of a suplex, ducks a chop, lands a kick, but Kenzo grabs him in the throat, then the face, and applies the Stroke or whatever with the face clamped. It's vaguely like a Russian Leg Sweep, okay?

In The Mysterious Cave, our heroes jammer to Heel-San about how great it is to have more Japanese people on Smackdown. They call Hiroko a "Diva." And, speaking of that, here's a "Diva Costume Collection." Our announcers look on with vague disinterest. Only Cohostbitch seems to be paying any attention.

In the Arena: Eddy has returned with Bradshaw's limo. Somehow the cow horn thing got broken in all that. Bradshaw is passed out from eating all of his food in terror. The announcers remark on how great Eddy looks in a suit. Eddy revives Brad via taunting, and Mr. Shaw cries the tears of a large, reacist clown (composed mostly of barbeque sauce) upon seeing his car.

Crap, I'm tired. I'd better go to bed. If I had a VCR/effort of will, I'd probably be more into this.

Final Thoughts: I need more Will Power. Maybe I should grow Riker's beard.