Hellow, my name is Mr. RUDO and I'm beng held captife. I dont even no how long it has ben sence I hafe tested freedum. Sence I am being held in a cage I cant control teh TV. It has ben fourever since I culd watch wrestlaringso I am rebeaking teh Bernie Mac show. Onm to teh FHC!
Okay, two start of I hafe to explayn a few thing abut teh Bernie Mac Shoe. Bernie's humor is based on teh fact taht he is a an Afrikin-american Negro. What this means to us is taht most o f teh humor will be lost on us "white folk," as Uncle Bernie lieks to call us. LOL.
Bernie is trying to watch teh game but teh kids aren't being god. Tehy ruin Bernie Mac day and he is madd! He says Tehy wouldn't act like tish is Big Momma was here. On a side note: Big Momma is black comedien Martin Lawrence in a fat sut. See how tehy stick toogether? Bernie says Big Momma kept him in line wit whoopings and church. "But you can't whoop tehm, Bermie," says Unkie Bern's wife. He desides taht they well staert gong two church.
Uh oh! Church is on teh Bernie Mac day! And on tish Bernie MAc day teh Beers play the Raiders. Bernie don't swet it cause he's cool and ssumed tah curch would be done by the time teh game comes on. Butt he was rong! Church takes all day, Bernie Mav! Its teh age old battle: football vs. teh CHRISTINA CHRITIAN!! (LOL) God. Who will win? Stay tooned!
Bernie Mac doesn't like teh church because it is soo long so he says sorry to Big Momma--uh oh, here come teh kidnappers. Their here to "punish" me for trying to ecsape. I don't know why tehy kall it a bad ting win it fells so good. Oh well. Keep trying to recuse me. Anyway, on teh next Bermie Nac day teh little gurl guilties Uncle Bernie into going to church but thye nurddy kid ponts out taht Catholick mas is only a our long. Bernie ken still watch teh futball!
Really gud episode. This looks to be a real winnder for teh channel. I hope teh ratings tay stong confirm what a goods how it is anymore. I give it teh A+!
RUDO's GRADE:
A+ (EY PLUS)
I'll be backsometime again anymore with something FAT! That's all for this edition of the FHC! PLZ send hlep. Take care of eachohter and God bless.
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