Saved By The Bell Rebeak

October 4, 2001 : Some City, probably in California
Commentators: Zack Morris, Screech
Ring Announcer: Mr. Belding
Rebeaker: JOSH

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We join the match already in progress. Some girl beat Slater with a fireman's carry, then Lisa Turtle and that protesting bitch protested and left. The girl who beat slater got all up on Zack's nuts and we go to a commercial!

We're back, and Kelly congratulates the girl at The Maxx. Screech eats a candle, followed by a muffin wrapper. Protest bitch calls Slater Bubba. Bubba calls the girl Kristie and then calls protester Mama. Kristie calls Mama Jessie. Zach is in the girls' lockerrom with a tape recorder asking Kristine about wrestling. What kind of guy does Kristy Barnes like? She doesn't know. How stupid. Zack asks her to a movie and Mr. Belding enters looking for Zack, only he's covering his eyes 'cause he's that kind of principal. Lisa Turtle is on the high school radio station and says that the wrestlegirl and some hunk like each other. Since nobody goes to class, Jessie is listening to the radio and thinks it's slater that Lisa Turtle is talking about. She catches the two butt-humping but they were really just butt-humping, like HHH and Trish that one time. We're back at The Maxx and Some guy who looks like Slater gets Zach in a Crossface Chickenwing but kristy kicks his ass and some guys in boxer shorts congratulate her. They're also wearing woolen sweatervests and green bowties. Commercial!

Jessie calls herself Jessica and then complains on the radio show that she's fucking Slater. That one wrestler, that is. Slater calls Jessica a nutcake. Nutcake calls Slater a Jerk. Screech gives a rhetoric about the moon pulling on some girl's hair. Why aren't Zack and Kelly going out? I thought they were going out. Back in the radio station, Nutcake is holding a Ted Nugent album. How effeminate. Now Zack is talking to Cristeene in the bathroom. Zack has Jerk's honor, but is afraid to not take Xhrestiey to the movies. Lisa Turtle has dirty knees. Really, they're nasty. Hello, cocoa butter! Jerk just beat some guy in a wrestling match. Nutcake apologizes to Jerk and Jerk calls her Mama again. Kristy gets caught in a full nelson and then manages to suplex some dude. She suplexes Tazz, I mean Zach, and kisses him. Cut to gnarly ending theme.