Celebrity sighting! Oh man, I feel just like MNM.
From: Redrider312@aol.com
Date: Thursday, April 14, 2005, 10:01 AM
To: thenextmideon@hotmail.com
Subject: Motor cycle Mike & Danger Dan
Hey thanx for the blurb on MM&DD from "Slammin' Saturday Night On Spike TV" we are having a blast tryn' to get these has beens off the ground....there are seven spots total and all are comedy...lookin' to go somewhere with this idea...your support is appreated......tell spike if you want more.....I need the money!!!!!!!!!............keep rockin'& writn'..............
"Danger Dan" 845 661 2189
I'm not sure if he was referring to this blurb in which I was mean, or this blurb in which I stated that he wore underpants made of beef. I didn't even know I was in the business of writing blurbs, although that's an awesome word. Blurbity blurb blurb.
I'm not sure who the "has beens" are. Is that self-deprecating humor, or is he ragging on Spike TV? Regardless, please contact the network and ask for more spots, because Danger Dan would really like the money if I'm interpreting those nine exclamation points correctly. Or just call him up and hire him yourself! I'm not sure if he's an actor or a motorcycle dude or what, but I'm sure he could handle any of those dangerous chores you've been putting off. Examples: Jumping your collection of dangerous flaming schoolbuses on a moped, housebreaking your dangerous pet lion, climbing a dangerously rickety ladder to paint your house, or finding out if that dangerously expired milk is still drinkable. Keyword: DANGER.
More proof that celebrities kind of vaguely read Weekly Visitor upon Googling themselves. Just like Groothuis' ex-wife. Who totally needs to be in the mailbag.
