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Here is the long-awaited Part 2 of the Best of Tazmaniac DVD, where you not only find out what the alt-tag means, but what it was supposed to be before I screwed it up.
HAY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN' ON ON THIS WEBSITE??? I came across "The Best of Tazmaniac" and decided to break radio silence. If you want to know where the alt-tag comes from, you're going to need to wait for Part 2. This is Part 1.
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This is Sofa yet again, using the magic of the internet to appear as someone I'm not. One night ago, a man gave a speech. In Minneapolis. Weekly Visitor's Award Winning Political Coverage has the scoop.
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Evk on
Friday, September 5, 2008 |
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JG made another RAW. Ubiquitously yours, Sofa. Also, semi-big project nears completion. Now stop playing as Heavy. srsly.
Sofa, again. Also below. There's a 20 minute inspirational package before this 2 week-old RAW, so watch out. Also, sorry about the delay. There's a semi-big project on the way, too. Woof.
This RAW is from July 14th, but fell through a wormhole and ended up here, now. I'm retconning Weekly Visitor's history here.
Imagine Sofa's voice here. Scaaaaaary! I don't know what the deal is with surprise wrestling recaps lately, but that is certainly not scary. Now get me pictures of Spiderman stealing from children!
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Day Nine: Well, I'm Sofa
and it's plain to see, that I'm Sofa and my name is Sofa. My Top 15
"WTF"?! Basically I act incredulous at shit. As per usual.
Day Eight: Baruni, my long lost undercover lover! Show us what it means to be alive and delicious!
Day Seven: Imagine the "You just selected a stage" music from Mega Man is playing here. A huge contributor Super Asia is approaching fast! Extreme March extends into April this year! That's how extreme it is.
Day Six: I'm not sure where he got the idea that I like Star Trek Voyager (a personal Worst of the Best), but JG
clocks in at 1.21 Gigawatts of *.html. I'll stop talking about file
formats tomorrow. Speaking of me, I really should probably finish my
own list. Yikes.
Day Five: The *.htm trend continues with Waspie,
and a list where I have no idea what is going on, other than I have now
embraced being Proud of Travel. Disrespect travel, and die.
Day Four: Evk
shows us that he and Hooker roll with *.htm instead of *.html. Weirdos.
Evk sez: "Haruhi is overrated. You just foolin' you own ass." ... and
scene. I'll be back some day with I'm sure another
out-of-alphabetic-order list.
Day Three: Hooker???
This was supposed to be alphabetical order, what the heck is going on
(holmes)? I wonder if Hitler could beat that big alien heart at the end
of Contra?
Day Two: Where Nik's Electric Boogaloo roams. Oh, I'm all asmirk.
Holy Jesus is it March already? Well, time for blooming plum trees,
birdsongs, and warm picnics with a loved one. I can't help but feel
like there's something I'm forgetting. Like... the Motherfucking Weekly Visitor 15!
There is a totally new format this year, so come with your pants
pre-soiled with excitement. I'll wait until you come back. In the mean
time, Al Creed has been so kind as to write our first Top 15 list, and I honestly think I'll steal his image format when I do mine. Oh, I'm all atwitter.
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Sofa on
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 |
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JG
here. I posted some bloggish discussion of life and school and work on
the messageboard which you may have missed. But here, I will bitch at
great length about the hit video game Assassin's Creed. Come for the complaining, stay for the horrible puns.
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So I got another video game. Read about Persona 3, question why the hell I'm so lazy, and maybe even your own existence. C'mon, it'll be fun.
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Sunday, December 16, 2007 |
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It's the season finale of Doctor Who,
'Last of the Time Lords!' Two Time Lords enter, one Time Lord leaves.
There can be only one. The world only needs one Snake, and one Big
Boss. So does the title refer to the Doctor, or the Master? (Hint: it
refers to the Doctor.)
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*Scary Music* The aforementioned, dreaded Sumo vixens. Has been recapped.
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Evk on
Sunday, November 4, 2007 |
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Sofa
here, using ventriloquism. FTP issues and also my computer dying have
delayed Weekly Visitor's updates for some time now. Apologies. Things
are still happening here. Evk will arrive soon with a review of the
dreaded Sumo Vixens, and I have another video game review up my sleeve
at some point, maybe when I finish the game. (Hah.) In the meantime, JG
has written rebeaks of not one, but two episodes of Dr. Who. Featuring a little bit more Doctor Who.Enjoy this episode of Doctor Who. Featuring almost no Doctor Who. Who will the Family of Blood kill? Martha? Matron? Hornswoggle? Find out in this week's rebeak of Doctor Who. DESE DALEKS BEEN SUPAH-SIZED! Shut-up-stop-talking-cease-and-desist-there’s-a-good-web-surfer! It’s time for John Smith’s Excellent Adventure, Part The First. Doctor Who
takes last week’s single scene of a killer in a boiler room and turns
it into an entire episode. It also features a lot more Don West
references than I ever anticipated. I felt like I should have rebeaked
it in a shirt and tie combo in matching metallic peach. The Dalek one is coming soonish, but this week’s rebeak of Doctor Who
takes last week’s single scene of a killer in a boiler room and turns
it into an entire episode. It also features a lot more Don West
references than I ever anticipated. I felt like I should have rebeaked
it in a shirt and tie combo in matching metallic peach. Circumstances
beyond my control have delayed rebeaking that second half of the Dalek
two-parter, so I’m afraid you’re gonna just have to imagine what
the world is like with a Dalek in a suit who talks like Joey Wheeler.
Well, unless you actually watched the show. But I’m soldiering on
with the episode that came after that episode of Doctor Who. It’s chiefly about a scientist who eats things with his butt, and Martha's Moms.
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In a shocking twist, our annoucer admits that he's HIV positive in WEW 6. I wish I was making that up.
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Evk on
Tuesday, August 7, 2007 |
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