Wow, I'm amazed. In response to the 3 and a half positive responses I got from people regarding last week's column, I've decided to write another. It seems I'm halfway decent at writing these? Who knows.

Anyway, this will be a special InVasion column, which will come out after the PPV actually happens. Yay for that.

Let's give you a quick run down on the matches and my 100% guaranteed Vegas line on the odds.

Big Battle thingy, STONE COLD HEEL TURN, and 4 other guys vs. Ryno and 4 guys:

Tommy Dreamer jobs somehow - 5:1

I go for something to eat during and miss nothing - 1:1

This premise has quickly grown tiresome. Let's move on.

INSERT JERRY LYNN JOKE HERE

Why am I the only person who can pronounce the Asian countries in Risk correctly? Irkutsk.

My advice to the WWF writers: give ECWCW a show already and leave me alone.

Kidman will be the most over face at InVasion.

What a shitty column this is.

I'm going to guess that the WWF didn't piss on ECW quite enough this week. I did my best.

Am I the only one who wistfully remembers the old WCW Midcard Jericho? The actually funny one? Those were good times.

Until next time, don't read thesmarks.com.