In this crazy world that is the internet, an increasing trend has arisen, that being internet users feeling the need to broadcast every aspect of their daily lives to anyone willing to read it. (oft on a daily basis) This bizarre format is sometimes known as "blogging" (aka weBLOGing, har, such a funny abbreviation.), and also sometime known as "E/N" (Everything/Nothing). For all I know, there may actually be a subtle difference between the two formats of blogging, but I fail to see it. It's probably like the difference between a plancha and a tope: only the smarkiest of smarks actually know it.
So, with Weekly Visitor always being not only regularly updated, but also on the cusp of the latest trends, I have taken the initiative and started the Weekly Visitor Weblog, or, in MY OWN PERSONALLY INVENTED ACRONYM THAT I EXPECT TO SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE INTERNET INTO WIDE USE, the "WVW." It works simply: Any staff member of Weekly Visitor simply posts on the main Index page what happened to them that day, and how it relates to the Wrestling world. (as if there's any other!) It's incredibly fascinating, and will delight and astound parents and kids alike.
And, without further ado, I give you, the sample first ever Weekly Visitor Weblog (WVW!!!!!1)
(PROTIP: I actually wrote all of these, based off of broad generalizations I've made of my fellow Weekly Visitor staff members.)
- Waspinator X. Dreamer
- 20:46 Thursday, November 21, 2002
OF THE NANIWA THIS IS! LISTEN AND AMAZE YOURSELF being at fabulous new "WEBUROGU" that Naniwa has! The Weekly Visiting site once again realizes the GENIUS of the Naniwa! Today was a normal day (FOR A GENIUS SUPER WRESTLING ICHIBAN CRAB!) but, upon the waking, THE PHONE WAS RINGING! VELY LOUD! It is super animal friend MAGNUM TOKYO! (OF EXPOSING THE MAGNUM GENITALS TO ANIMALS HE IS FAMOUS FOR!) Magnum Tokyo tells me of DEANO MARENKO-SAN in the MANSION of the Magnum Tokyo! The night of last, Malenko was in his SAPPORO-FULL DRUNKEDNESS! Of the Blitzed! HAHAHAHA! GAIJIN PIGTOOL! Magnum Tokyo and Naniwa laughed powerfully! NANIWA OUT.
- Gran Naniwa
- 16:34 Thursday, November 21, 2002
Man. Yesterday I went drinking with my friend at Quarter's across the street, and WHOLLY expected to get into a massive barroom brawl such as what happens to The Acolytes every time they step into any drinking establishment. Instead, I was exceedingly disappointed find that nothing of the sort occurred, all's that happened was that I played pool and requested 80's music on the jukebox and drank myself into a nowhere-near-stupor in order to forget my woes. No getting thrown into the pinball machine, no nothing. Then I had to sober up and finish my homework before I went to bed finally at 3 AM. I honestly forgot how many hours of sleep Matt Hardy gets a night, according to his Mattfact. Was it 8? Certainly more than I get. In the words of Scott Hudson, "GOOD NIGHT!" Oh, and Evk asked me to name drop him. There you go, tool.
- Sofa
- 15:27 Thursday, November 21, 2002
Today, "Just" Joe and I went to eat lunch as Joe's Crab Shack, but Joe's attempts to work a free meal out of the place by claiming he owned the chain were foiled once again. Because he's a cheap bastard, I had to pay for his meal. During the course of the meal, he revealed to me his latest rumor he heard down at the docks: The Former WCW Wrestler, The Artist Formally Known as Prince Iaukea, despite changing his name to "The Subway Sandwich Artist Formely Known as Prince Iaukea", was yet again denied a job in the WWE. Also I played lots of Madden.
- The Next Mideon
- 13:14 Thursday, November 21, 2002
And there you have it. I hope this feature is exceedingly successful, and I look forward to much feedback and much more web traffic. This is Sofa K. Amazing, singing out. That's right, singing. Really good songs.
