THE HEIST!!!


You pull your trusty skillet and start fryin' some potatoes. "WHOO-WHEE!" Jeff Jarrett exclaims. "Ah love me some taters!" "How do you like your taters, Jeff?" you ask. "Ah like 'em M-Dubba A-S-H-Dubba E-D!" You give him a puzzled look. "Dude, do you even know how to spell?" Jarrett hangs his head in shame. "N-Dubba O."

You forgive Jarrett's illiteracy and have a right fine tater-themed hoedown. As thanks, Jeff tells you that the Big Bossman is hiding in the conservatory. Go get 'im, Tiger!

Tiger Woods, y'all.



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