Hello from St. Louis, and welcome back to some more crap.

The big news of the week is, obviously, the return of D'Lo to the states! Will he side with WWF or the evil Alliance? Who knows? I do. My inside sources tell me he is going to languish in OVW forever. Ha!

Everyone is abuzz about Big Show and Billy Gunn's new semi-shoot gimmick, but have the forgotten other important semi-shoot gimmicks? For example, there really is nobody better than Kanyon. It's true.

All the other "respectable" smarks on the internet were complaining for weeks about how boring the InVasion angle was. Everywhere you looked, every moron with a keyboard was saying how'd they do it different, assuming you only looked at wrestling websites, that is. Regardless, every "better" way to run the angle seemed to involve the impossible, such as the WWF signing guys that don't want to sign and what not. While they may have shut up with the introduction of ECW, I'd like to take this time to do some "fantasy booking" of my own. Here is the InVasion angle, eviljonhunt81 style:

(this takes place before the whole ECW thing. Let's say early July.)

Vince McMahon is in the ring, complaining about how WCW is invading or something, when, from out of nowhere, Kevin Nash appears! He takes mic and says stuff about how McMahon needs a good ass beating, or something equally stupid, and looks as if he's going to be the one delivering said beating, only to hug McMahon! He then takes a mic and explains that he was planted in WCW by McMahon years ago, and helped drive it into the ground. McMahon and him are celebrating, when Goldberg hits the ring! The WWF mid card locker room rushes in to save their boss, but Goldberg is spearing people in half! Bodies are everywhere! Right when he's about to get Vince, though, Kevin Nash kicks him in the back of the head. He sets him up for a top rope powerbomb to the floor (because they are both X-TREME!), but is distracted when Ric Flair begins to descend from the ceiling! He floats down and shoots lasers out of his eyes, causing Kevin Nash to lose his footing! Ric Flair cuts the promo of his life, about how he runs the show now, and then introduces the new commissioner:

The commissioner then books nothing but Bra and Panties matches, cuz his cable provider doesn't carry HBO or Showtime, and he doesn't have home internet access.

All this "huffing" that I do for inspiration is making me sleepy, so I think this is gonna' be it for now. Remember to send any questions and comments to me, and keep reading wrestlezone.