Hello, and welcome to more news, views, shoes, glues, and kazoos from under the straw hat.

I'm in Florida to spread evilness around this week, so this will be a short news update.

Eddie Guerrero taped an anti-drug PSA the other day. Wait, did I say "taped an anti-drug PSA?" I meant "got sent home for his "love of herb"." Vince McMahon always be playa' hatin'.

Billy Gunn's father passed away the other day, which is why you won't see him on TV this week. That, and he sucks more ass than a leech in Big Show's toilet.

I really like the way the whole Sara Undertaker stalker thing is coming along. Did I mention that I also liked Swordfish?

Big changes are being made in WCW. For instance, WWFE hired Eric Bischoff to work there. Also, the last monkey that was writing for them was finally shot.

Stone Cold was severely reprimanded for breaking "kayfabe" on RAW last week. He really didn't want any broccoli. What an ass.

Speaking of vegetables, I wonder what Droz thinks about what's going on in the WWF? What? He has a column? Oh, nobody ever reads that thing.

Val Venis's surgery to have some weird growth or something removed from his leg has been a success. The growth will definitely be getting some airtime soon. I see big things in the future for this hot young star.