January 5, 2006: The War On X-Mas

By: The Next Mideon
Some jokes stolen from: Super Asia

Act Three - Make Intergalactic Love, Not Intergalactic War

Earth is safe... FOR NOW!!! Time to tie up some loose ends!

James Storm: "*lassoes Gail Kim*"

Chris Harris: "That was a horrible joke, Sheriff Pony."

GADZOOKS! We nearly lost track of the most important character of all!

Camel: "WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME, THE CAMEL???"

Sabu: "*points at camel, points at self, points at wedding chapel*"

Camel: "*HEARTS FOR EYES*"

Sabu: "*clutches camel in a tender embrace*"

But it would seem that Sabu isn't the only one humpin' around!

Zombie Bobby Roode: "Mister Jarrett! We've discovered a stowaway, sir!"

Jackie Gayda: "OH NO YOU DINNAT!!! *two snaps up in the atmosphere*"

Jeff Jarrett: "Aw, god damn it."

Jackie Gayda: "JEFF JARRETT I AM PREGNANT WITH YOUR SPACE SEED!"

Gail Kim: "Jeff, is this true???"

Jeff Jarrett: "Now I didn't sleep with that woman, Monty Brown! I mean, Gail Kim! It musta been one of those uhhhhhh... immaculate conceptions! Yeah, that's the ticket! Jesus is tryin' to screw me just like TNA Management!"

Gail Kim: "Oh, okay! Wanna make out?"

Jackie Gayda: "Who, me?"

Jeff Jarrett: "I'm gonna have me one of them menage a trois!"

Deanna Troi: "Jeff Jarrett, your outer space sexploits are legendary throughout the galaxy. I want to jump your bones."

Data Dr. Bones McCoy: "DAMMIT, JIM, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT ONE OF THOSE NEW-FANGLED SEX MACHINES!"

James Storm: "What? I wasn't even talkin' to you, old man!"

Eric Young: "HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE I'M SCARED"

Petey Williams: "Shh, Eric. You're supposed to be dead."

Eric Young: "OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT"

Elsewhere...

Scott D'Amore: "BOO HOO! I AM SO SAD THAT THE SPACE INVADERS WERE REPELLED!"

Traci: "Aww! Don't cry, adorable little fat man!"

Scott D'Amore: "Tuh-tuh-tuh-Traci??? What are YOU doing here?"

Traci: "I snuck on-board to get away from Matt Bentley."

Scott D'Amore: "Well, your story checks out. Now please leave The Big Load in peace because he is inconsolable."

Traci: "Don't be sad! I baked you some cookies!"

Scott D'Amore: "*IN LOVE*!!!"

Scott D'Amore: "Say, baby, why don't we go somewhere a little more... private?"

Traci: "Tee-hee! Okay!"

Scott D'Amore: "BIG SEXY STRIKES AGAYNE!!!"

And so the Space Invaders disappeared into the far reaches of the galaxy to plot their next offensive. But if you're looking for Scott D'Amore, you can find him in The Club. He's in there havin' sex, he ain't into makin' love.

D'Amoral Of D'Story:

Scott D'Amore: "DO NOT D'ISTURB!!!"

Winner: YOUR MOM

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