#8 - Joey Wheeler (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: SERENITY TOWN!!!
Finisher: THE SERENITY SLAM!!!
Biography: Obnoxious Nu Yawker sidekick from Yu-Gi-Oh. Does everything ever for the benefit of his little sister Serenity, who ate the black mist and needs an operation to cure her blindness. Which she got. Like six seasons ago. Bill Demott totally thought she was faking it. Only WV connection is that everyone kept doing impressions of him in Ohio for no real reason. I also used to give Joey Matthews a Wheeler gimmick before they changed his name to Mercury. The Lord taketh from me and giveth to JG. SERENITY NOW!!!!!
First Opponent: Big Van Vader, Lost 2-10