#7 - Wedge Antilles (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Corellia
Finisher: Yo, You Dealin' Wit' Tha X-Wing Factor
Biography: Ewan McGregor's uncle. The most awesomest character from Star Wars. Pulled a Spanky to avoid kicking the bucket at the Battle of Yavin IV. "Yeah, I'd like to help you blow up the Death Star, Luke, but I got... y'know... a lot of laundry piling up... *rubs back of neck*" Told Jansen that he made a good shot, thereby boosting his morale via positive reinforcement. Destroyed The Death Star 2: Imperial Boogaloo along with Orlando Calrissian and Nien Motherfuckin' Nunb. Partied with Ewoks. Served meritoriously as my EZBoard icon. Immortalized in the Final Fantasy games.
First Opponent: Sean O'Haire, Lost 4-10