#7 - The Heart Throbs (ELIMINATED)

     

Hometown: Panama City, FL
Finisher: Everlasting Throbstopper
Biography: The Heart Throbs are currently my favorite thing about the WWE, which is why I gave them a low seed and a terrible draw against Edge and Christian. I'm a genius. But with a little luck, Romeo and Antonio can take their paltry seed and spread it amongst many beautiful womens. GAME FACE, BOYS. The Throbs enjoy games of chance. They frequently blast off for sweet romance. It is my dearest wish to see The Heart Throbs vs. Team Rocket in the final. Please make an old man's dreams come true. JG's.

I am so dead.

First Opponent: Edge and Christian, Lost 5-8
Bonus Match (w/ Test): The Panty Pals, Won 11-2