#5 - TAKA Michinoku (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: The Foodstuffs Dojo
Finisher: Michinoku Drivers #1-#50,000
Biography: Leader of Kaientai and all-around jumpy Jap. The Hangin' Out Gang watched a completely awesome ECW match of his at Sofa's house in which he went around threatening to disembowel everyone. Was the catalyst that sparked the choppy-choppying of Val's pee-pee. You better believe that's on the WV Timeline. GET OFF HIS SISTER! Sofa still owns the "EVIL" shirt. Is Lego.
First Opponent: Starfire, Won 8-4
Second Opponent: Big Van Vader, Lost 4-9