#6 - Spanky (In A Barrel) (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Probably Austin, TX. Lotta crazies down there.
Finisher: The Rimjob or whatever
Biography: Annoying little jerk who dressed like a bellboy and ran around IN THE NEEEWWWWD! *Melina face* His "Hey, You" music has been used all over TV to advertise everything ever. JG always amusingly described it as "hateful." Quit the WWE for a time because he likes packing the junior high school gymnasiums to the rafters with fat smarks more than he likes having money for food and shelter. Big WV moment came when Boobermonkeys said he should wear a barrel to the ring like the comically penniless people of stage and screen. Showed up in TNA for a cup of coffee, which was all he could afford. Returning to the WWE to team with Orlando Jordan as "The Li'l Rascals," but he's grossly overshadowed by JAMIE "BY GOD" NOBLE THE MESSIAH FOR AN ENTIRE TRAILER PARK COMMUNITY.
First Opponent: The Burger King, Lost 6-8
Bonus Match (w/ Jek Porkins): The Burgerpowers, Won 7-6