#3 - Slater Vain (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Bayside, CA
Finisher: The Crowbar (which he uses to break into Mr. Belding's office)
Biography: All right there in the Glossary. Impersonated a police officer. E-mailed Boobermonkeys. OVW Champion until like yesterday when Derek Jeter beat him with help from Oh Face Jobber and Daniel Puder before turning on the injured Matt Cappotelli, who apparently crippled himself right after that match we saw with The Highlanders. Man, I want to watch OVW. Eats lunch with The Masterpiece. Put his Dirty Dick Slater inside Jessica Spano. She's so excited. She's so excited. She's so... scared. Brandon Tartikoff taught him that there's no hope with dope. I could go on, but I think I'm hurting Slater's chances.
First Opponent: Hopkin Green Frog, Won 9-4
Second Opponent: MNM, Lost 6-9