#7 - "It's A Faaake!" Guy (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Romulus
Finisher: The Bird of Prey
Biography: Romulan Senator who saw through a Federation ruse in the DS9 episode "In The Pale Moonlight" and started fucking yelling. Check The Glossary. Sofa likes Romulans. I really should have given this dude a #5 seed and paired him against Akio.
First Opponent: Batista, Lost 5-7
Bonus Match (w/ The Con-Stable): Four Horsemen, Won 9-6