#3 - Team Rocket (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Daniel Puder City
Finisher: Rocketbuster
Biography: Buffoonish pseudo-heels from Pokemon who always fail to capture Pikachu before exploding somehow. Constantly outsmarted by a ten year-old who dropped out of elementary school to travel the world and participate in glorified cockfights. Sofa used to sign off with Meowth's catchphrase. Caused me to love The Heart Throbs even more. James let Weezing out of his Pokeball to write for our site a couple of times. He also kicked Magikarp once.
First Opponent: Brok Lesnar, Won 7-7 (Higher Seed)
Second Opponent: Mr. Perfect, Lost 6-9