#4 - Raven and Kanyon (ELIMINATED)

     

Hometown: Greenwich, CT
Finisher: Crippling that Villano
Biography: Brought about the Single Greatest Moment In Wrestling History when we found out that Raven was a trust fund baby with a gay neighbor and a closet full of hot Roddy Piper pics. Kanyon tried on outfits at The Gap while Raven sat in the corner and pouted. Raven went on to wear a fucking Gondorian helmet, while Kanyon did an immeasurable amount of other awesome shit. Fifteenth Best-Dressed Wrestler, for one thing. Not to mention "Positively" Page, Chris "Champagne" Kanyon, falling off the triple-cage, being the Alliance MVP, and dressing like Boy George. Who betta? I guess we'll find out.
First Opponent: The Blues Brothers, Won 10-4
Bonus Match (w/ The Con-Stable): Four Horsemen, Won 9-6
Second Opponent: Hassan and Daivari, Lost 4-11