#5 - Vince's Priest (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Vatican City
Finisher: Hosing off your shitty drawers
Biography: After Vince McMahon crapped his pantaloons during his feud with The Undertaker, he hit up his priest on the celly to pray to Big J. Pronounced "hallowed" as "Halloween" or something. "Why no. I always do. Yes." Understands the importance of some hat The Pope may have worn once.
First Opponent: Maven, Lost 5-9