#8 - Jek Porkins (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Whattaburger
Finisher: Stinkface
Biography: Big fat fighter pilot from Star Wars: A New Hope. Crashed into the first Death Star and died when A-Train told him there were delicious hamburgers down there. A-TRAIN IS AN UPSTANDING CITISEN. "I've got a problem here." Tyson Tomko was nowhere to be found. Was used as an EZBoard icon by Sofa and/or Waspinator at some point. Likely contributed to some Big Show nicknames.
First Opponent: Dr. Angus, Lost 5-9
Bonus Match (w/ Spanky): The Burgerpowers, Won 7-6