#4 - Poker Face (ELIMINATED)

The Future's So Bright, He's Gotta Wear Shades



Hometown: Atlantic City
Finisher: Shuffle The Fuck Up
Biography: Tiny jobber who wore eyeblack and got powerbombed by Shaniqua. The Fifteenth Greatest Moment Ever. Responsible for a running gag on Velocity. Read all about his life in the best-selling autobiography, I Was Born Under A Blackjack Table At The Mohegan Sun: The Poker Face Story.
First Opponent: Boromir, Won 10-5
Second Opponent: Stevie and Victoria, Lost 0-12

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