#8 - Jean-Luc Picard (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Futuristic France
Finisher: Getting stabbed in the fucking heart
Biography: "You got it, Riker, daddy! *tweet tweet tweet*" Only Captain Picard knows how many lights be up in this Cardassian heazy. Ran like a lemur for our amusement. His #1 Dad hosts Fact Or Fiction. Is about to receive a faceful of apple bits.
First Opponent: Carlito, Lost 1-13