#5 - Cao Pi and Zhen Ji (ELIMINATED)

     

Hometown: Ching-Chong China
Finisher: Tootlin' a flute
Biography: The First Couple of Dynasty Warriors. HEEL. Stevie and Victoria for the Chinese set. Spout lots of insane shit on the battlefield, alternating between flirting and bitching at one another. Zhen Ji plays her wacky flute and Steviekicks people in the face, while "Cow Pee" is a constant source of hilarity. Their tag team should be called "Pi-Ji 13".
First Opponent: Ric Flair, Lost 5-7