#2 - Mr. Perfect (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: The Ice Planet Minnesota
Finisher: Perfectplex
Biography: Responsible for the Sixth Greatest Moment ever. Hated rap. Kicking the shit out of Biggie and Tupac right now. Violet Beauregard's father. "Violet, you're turning violet, Violet! *swats Gobstopper*" Was a big-tymer on JG's comp tape, on which he gum-swatted a tiny little frozen chicken. Man, that ruled.
First Opponent: Monty Brown, Won 10-4
Second Opponent: Team Rocket, Won 9-6
Third Opponent: Tazz, Lost 4-8