#2 - Sean O'Haire (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Heck
Finisher: Widowmaker
Biography: The Devil. Got nekkie in a hurry and replicated Dark City. Voted Fourteenth Best-Dressed and helped the cause of the Eleventh Best Thing Ever. It's called a ridge hand, boy. Is weird mean. Beats up women in self-defense. Has a tattoo of the Spider-Man villain Carnage on his back. That's fucking badass.
First Opponent: Wedge Antilles, Won 10-4
Second Opponent: Kurt Angle, Lost 5-8