#4 - Tony Kornheiser (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Long Island, NY
Finisher: Prosecuting To THE FULL - EXTENT - OF THE LAW!!!
Biography: Popular radio personality and co-host of ESPN's Pardon The Interruption. Responsible for several WVisms. "A ________ situation" is his. George Costanza and Theo Huxtable starred in a terrible sitcom about his life. Took seven months of vacation from ESPN to get prepped for the Angus Invitational by pumping iron and punching slabs of kosher meat. William Buns is his grizzled, sweatsuit-wearing trainer. GET IN DEAH, MISTAH TONY! STICK AND MOVE! SUBSCRIBE TO DA WASHINGTON POST FOR DA LATEST TIPS 'N TRICKS! EYE OF THE BEARCAT DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH. You have no idea how entertained I am right now. You literally don't.
First Opponent: Eddie Guerrero, Lost 5-8