#4 - Maven (ELIMINATED)

Loves The Hot 'N Curlies



Hometown: Elementary School
Finisher: Schoolboy
Biography: Furry-browed schoolteacher who won the First Tough enough because Josh was a midget and Nowinski was an asshole. Heroine of the very first CYOA. Rode his eyebrows to WV stardom until he plucked them and became boring. Staged a comeback by wearing disturbingly tiny McDonald's panties. Then got bored with everything and waved it off to do something else. PSHAW'ed employment. Now models for Arby's promotions. Is an emu, which is sort of like a cassowary. Say, did I ever tell you fine folks about this one time when Batman...?
First Opponent: Vince's Priest, Won 9-5
Second Opponent: Carlito, Lost 2-13

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