#1 - Josh Mathews (4TH PLACE)

Hometown: Smallville
Finisher: Abercrombie Sit-Up
Biography: Like a self-insertion version of myself. Delightful Velocity announcer and runner-up of the first Tough Enough. Mayor Of The Little People Nation. Musically gifted. Mid-Boss of Holy Shit and secret character in Grand Theft Palumbo. Try to get the "Hot Coffee" scene with Josh and RUe. Captained The Velocibabies to victory. Defeated Orlando Jordan and took his ho's. Made Bill Demott entertaining, but not Steve Romero. Dammit, Christian, he's an announcer, not a miracle worker. Spelled with one T. One, tiny T.
First Opponent: Chris Benoit, Won 11-2
Second Opponent: Eddie Guerrero, Won 10-4
Third Opponent: Edge and Christian, Won 9-4
Fourth Opponent: La Parka, Won 9-7
Fifth Opponent: Stevie and Victoria, Lost 4-10
Consolation Match: Carlito, Lost 6-7