#8 - Rodney Mack (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: THE GHETTO
Finisher: THE GHETTO BLASTER
Biography: Became the Eighth Best-Dressed Wrestler when he put a goddamned gun on his panties. One of your homies from GTP. Awesome entrance music. Kicked Bling-Bling Buchanan to the curb. Namesake of my first-born Nintendog. Not going to win.
First Opponent: La Parka, Lost 6-6 (Lower Seed)