#8 - Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei (ELIMINATED)

     

Hometown: There was an old lady who lived in a Shu
Finisher: Placing their coats over a puddle so your dainty feet are not besmirched
Biography: Liu Bei: "MADAM, WAIT!!! ALLOW ME TO OPEN THAT DOOR FOR YOU!!!!!" Zhuge Liang: "Well, I do declay-uh! *tee hee*" Old, dead Chinamen from whatever book Dynasty Warriors is based on. Liu Bei convinced Zhuge Liang to join his cause via politeness. He visited three times and brought chips and dip. Zhuge then told him that the land must be split into three, and Liu Bei was like "SAY WHAAAAAAAT??? *eyes bug out*" Zhuge Liang is "The Sleeping Dragon," which would be a good name for the team of Shelton Benjamin and The Big Show. But all the wacky nicknames in the world aren't going to get them past Hassan and Daivari. Zhuge Liang: "Someone set up us the bomb." Liu Bei: "WHAT YOU SAY?!?!? *eyes bug out*"
First Opponent: Hassan and Daivari, Lost 3-11
Bonus Match: The Blues Brothers, Lost 2-9