#2 - JBL (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: NEW YORK CIT-AY!
Finisher: Clothesline From Heaven
Biography: The antagonist of Holy Shit. Strong showing in the comics. I believe he inspired the only non-sarcastic chant at the Cleveland gathering, beyond the rather half-hearted "Har-Dee's." Despised by all children. Made me look like a complete fool for calling him the worst WWF Champion of all time, which is the online equivalent of raping me in the shower.
First Opponent: MNM, Lost 3-11