#6 - Hopkin Green Frog (ELIMINATED)
By Him Name Ye Shall Know Him
Hometown: Seattle?
Finisher: Frog Splash, duh
Biography: Stuffed frog belonging to an autistic teenager in Washington. I think. Not going to check the facts. "Terry" lost his shit when he lost his frog, drawing up the fantastic Missing poster that triggered an Internet fad and gave us valuable, valuable Rene Dupree material. That motherfucker is the single hardest person in the WWE to give funny nicknames to, I swear to god. Who took his frog who found his frog? Dr. Angus did, and he's turned him into a lean, mean, fighting machine. You'd better bring your A-game, Slater. For Artie's sake.
First Opponent: Slater Vain, Lost 4-9
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