#5 - Eddie Guerrero (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: El Paso, Mexico
Finisher: The Lasso From Will Sasso
Biography: One of the Holy Trinity of guys who are slumming on Weekly Visitor, along with Angle and Benoit. Member of the Lawn Care Kings. Aided Kerlock Holmes in Holy Shit. I think it was Holy Shit. I do know that it was his face, holmes. Hit Rey Mysterio with his son. Made Big Show slip in poop.
First Opponent: Tony Kornheiser, Won 8-5
Second Opponent: Josh Mathews, Lost 4-10