#2 - Droz (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Wheeling, WV
Finisher: Rolling over your big toe
Biography: Droz used to be a big wheel *snicker* at The Weekly Visitor, because I thought handicapped people were funny. Still do, actually, but Droz has sort of faded into the background because everybody piled their coats on top of him. Enough is enough and it's time for a change. Droz used the nitrous boost on his wheelie chair to come roaring back to the forefront and score a #2 seed. Killed Hawk, for which we all owe him a debt. Shoots lasers out of his nose. Has seen combat in the CYOAs and the Deadjournal. Not just anutha amputee.
First Opponent: Bill Alfonso, Won 7-7 (Higher Seed)
Second Opponent: The Burger King, Lost 5-10