#6 - Shane Douglas (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Shootytown
Finisher: Being a huge dickweed
Biography: Are we sure that's not DDP? No? We're positive? Okay, I'm gonna... go ahead and start, then. The Dean Of Douchebaggery. Made a career out of swearing and telling everyone that Ric Flair is mean. Earned his tournament bid during his stint as a TNA interviewer by going "Ooooooh!" all pervertedly every time he had a burning question (IN HIS PANTS.) Ejaculates all over whenever he sees a limo. Was left alone with The Croissanwich. Dr. Angus won't make the same mistake twice.
First Opponent: Coach, Lost 1-11