#3 - The Con Man (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Stamford, Con-necticut
Finisher: The Ego Trip! Call it The Ego Trip!
Biography: So, if he tells you he's going to win, does that mean he's going to... lose? So con-plicated and con-plex. Bored the shit out of us as a member of La Resistance for seventy years before weaving himself into a silky con-coon and undergoing a magical metamorphosis. I hated him the first week, but that's because I'm a stupid idiot. Caused us to mark out in Cleveland. Horrible, horrible entrance music. Plots the destruction of Cao Pi and Zhen Ji's Wei along with his chief advisor, Wu Fanchu.
First Opponent: Arn Anderson, Won 8-5
Bonus Match (w/ The Con-Stable): Four Horsemen, Won 9-6
Second Opponent: Edge and Christian, Lost 6-8