#3 - Coach (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Kansas! God's country!
Finisher: Shrieking as something bad happens
Biography: Look at those bedroom eyes. Part of the aura and mystique that is Sunday Night Heat. Famous in WV Circles for being all "What's up, kid?" right before Tajiri was like *MIST*! Garrison Cade was responsible, but Coach forgave him. Has a team of optometrists on-call 24-7 at LensCrafters. Brings funky new smells to your town with some of the best music in the WWE. Enlisted for The War On ECW with his homeboy Maven. Full of moxie.
First Opponent: Shane Douglas, Won 11-1
Second Opponent: Batista, Won 13-0
Third Opponent: Vader, Won 12-2
Fourth Opponent: Stevie and Victoria, Lost 5-11