#1 - Carlito (3RD PLACE)

Hometown: The Caribbean
Finisher: The Impressive
Biography: Others are predicting Tazz, but if I was to hand out an overall #1 seed, I'd pin it on Carlito's cool tropical shirt. Apples have seeds. Dascool. No less than three WV Staffers own his ugly, ugly shirt. He starred in his very own CYOA. He headed up the Lawn Care Kings, early ancestors of the Mexicools. And he's already smoked fellow #1 seeds Hassan and Daivari in an informal popularity poll. Which was totally rigged. Be cool and vote for Carlito. You BETTER be cool!
First Opponent: Jean-Luc Picard, Won 13-1
Second Opponent: Maven, Won 13-2
Third Opponent: MNM, Won 11-1
Fourth Opponent: Hassan and Daivari, Won 10-5
Fifth Opponent: Tazz, Lost 6-8
Consolation Match: Josh Mathews, Won 7-6