#3 - The Burger King (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Hamburg
Finisher: It's time, it's time! It's Burgertime!
Biography: ON YOUR KNEES, KNAVES! Whether he's waking up beside you after a night of good lovin', hollering at shorties in the back of your fly hoopty, or staring down Darth Motherfucking Vader, The King comes with the meat. Comparing Jerry Lawler to him is an insult. The King has the homecourt advantage thanks to Dr. Angus, but will he have the heart to bump off Spanky, who probably works at Burger King? I fucking want one of those bobbleheads from the new commercials, by the way. I would even eat Chicken Fries to get it.
First Opponent: Spanky (In A Barrel), Won 8-6
Bonus Match #1 (w/ Dr. Angus): Spanky/Porkins, Lost 6-7
Second Opponent: Droz, Won 10-5
Third Opponent: Hassan and Daivari, Lost 4-8
Bonus Match #2: Dr. Angus, Lost 5-9