#6 - Brok Lesnar (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: The Ice Planet Minnesota
Finisher: Fumbles the football
Biography: Atrocious grammar. Caught Spanky's quitter disease when he beat the fuck out of him that one time, leaving the WWE to fail at football. Taught us that the Stretch Muffler was anatomically possible. Responsible for a number of memorable WV moments, including having the blood of Hulkamania in his hands, blowing up the ring, and landing on his noggin. Defeated Pewter City's Brock in the second Anime vs. Wrestling column, so I imagine he doesn't sweat Team Rocket despite being the underdog. "Hello baby, I lost my phone number."
First Opponent: Team Rocket, Lost 7-7 (Lower Seed)