#8 - Chris Benoit (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Atlanta, of course!
Finisher: Drozzler Drozface
Biography: Has short arms. Can't even wipe his own ass. Nancy licks it clean. I don't really see Benoit as a WV kind of guy, because he's, y'know... talented. Still, he kicked off the very first Extreme March by winning the Intergalactic World Championship in the infamous "Stuff The Opponent Into A Shark's Mouth, Then Pin The Shark" match. Has a recurring role as "Patches" in the CYOAs. Hid Kurt Angle's gold medals beneath his scrotum.
First Opponent: Josh Mathews, Lost 2-11
Bonus Match (w/ The Four Horsemen): The Con-Stable, Lost 6-9