#2 - Batista (ELIMINATED)

Hometown: Washington, D.C.
Finisher: Bananabomb
Biography: Devastatin' Dave, The Turntable Slave. Says a swear today for a better tomorrow. Aided you throughout the course of Holy Shit. Fucking machine-guns everything down. Rules, but I may be the only one who thinks so. Nik was way ahead of the curve on Dave Love.
First Opponent: "It's A Faaake!" Guy, Won 7-5
Second Opponent: Coach, Lost 0-13